Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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