How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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