i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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