shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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