Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
In other news, I just burned my penis
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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