it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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