You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Are we still banned from the library?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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