wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
