ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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