his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you made out with another girl for some wings
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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