Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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