I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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