mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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