ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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