We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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