they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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