Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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