how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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