We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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