your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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