i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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