Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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