North Korea, Best Korea!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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