i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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