Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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