whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
whose parrot is this?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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