Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
