Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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