After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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