can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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