just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Terrible idea I love it
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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