Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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