Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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