Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
