My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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