I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He has the fingertips of a God
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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