So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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