8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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