Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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