I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I feel like abortions should bother me more
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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