i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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