i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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