I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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