new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Two words: blizzard sex
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.