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• (818): View more from California

  Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.

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  This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

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  Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...

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• (760): View more from California

  We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars

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• (310): View more from California

  Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You brought string cheese to the strip club

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• (716): View more from New York

  If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels

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