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Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.

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(248): Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious. http://tfl.nu/r1dy

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The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.

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welcome to maine.

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(207): The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade. (207): welcome to maine. http://tfl.nu/bd8m

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you mean i was at the winter classic?

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(617): you mean i was at the winter classic? http://tfl.nu/ck5g

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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.

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(248): I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial. http://tfl.nu/t70i

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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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(814): 1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame? http://tfl.nu/zg21

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.

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(202): Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic. http://tfl.nu/byt1

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(616): View more from Michigan

bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store

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(616): bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store http://tfl.nu/dcxn

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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."

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(623): Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN." http://tfl.nu/7rib

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(509): View more from Washington

This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.

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(509): This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it. http://tfl.nu/jpqq

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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.

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(610): You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now. http://tfl.nu/4au1

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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver

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(760): Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver http://tfl.nu/ovu0

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I immediately regret the tequila decision.

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(248): I immediately regret the tequila decision. http://tfl.nu/ptpj

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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.

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(906): A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious. http://tfl.nu/r6bp

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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.

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(708): Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry. http://tfl.nu/gvhn

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(607): View more from New York

she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on

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(607): she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on http://tfl.nu/rygw

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