The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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