4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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