it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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