people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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