i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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