i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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