Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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