I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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