There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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