remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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