We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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